Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
