Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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