I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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