quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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