it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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