I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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