hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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