Having a random hookup so left but love u
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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