normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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