I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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