all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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