I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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