i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
