Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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