I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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