id be glad to
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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