gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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