question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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