Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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