Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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