And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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