Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I just made out with a guy for $7.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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