I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Duck Duck Cougar?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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