She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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