So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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