Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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