For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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