Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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