WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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