I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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