my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
