Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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