After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
sex in a hospital.. check
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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