It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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