Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Found your dick twin last night
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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