party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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