And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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