Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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