That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
