So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
