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(480): View more from Arizona

Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?

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(360): View more from Washington

Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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(480): View more from Arizona

We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.

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(301): View more from Maryland

im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?

(1-804): View more from Virginia

Do you have any forwarding contact info?

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(315): View more from New York

He tried to tip me with his police badge...

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and you didn't accept WHY?!

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(270): View more from Kentucky

He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going

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(574): View more from Indiana

dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"

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