I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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