We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
