idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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