Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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