Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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