no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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