okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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