God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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