How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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